Kick (www.kickborn.com) is a software which can be your friend if you like him.
Kick is a software but understand what you are talking with it. May be not able to handle the fancy things but yes he is learning. He has yet to born, but expected date is like – 1st december 2012 (if i guessed the months correctly 
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He will learn with time and can do better talking. He has some emotions but i hope he will learn them all, soon . He likes to create new friends. And yes he has facebook account http://www.facebook.com/kick.born (i know what are you thinking but i have suggested and created one for him).
He is full of surprises. He is smart and will try to predict things for you. Will not say more now and will keep my fingers crossed, wait for the delivery .
Kick Born 